You go on a journey.
My father had determined that it was
necessary for me to take the SAT's to enter EMCC, and I did not find
out until I was already registered from an official at the college
that the SAT's were unnecessary and would not do a thing for me at
this point. I was half-disposed to not take them, as I had some
trepidation.
My sister had taken the GED's, and had
gotten ridiculously good scores on them, but the SAT's were a whole
other species. They were much harder, and the study books I got said
things like: "Go in with a target score. Say that you want a
1500. Then only attempt to answer 40 of the fifty problems."
Then why the heck are there fifty if it is not for me to attempt them
all? I went in with the mindset of attempting every problem unless I
didn't have a good idea on how to solve it.
Originally, I had been scheduled as
having the SAT in some place like Scarborough on the very border of
Maine and New Hampshire, at nine in the morning. It was changed to
Bangor High School. I was uncomfortable going there, but I entered,
and received the number of the classroom I would take it in. I was
one of the first ones there, and the moderator took my ticket, and
checked my calculator to ensure that it was an acceptable model. We
waited, and people came in, but about half of the classroom was still
empty when we started, and the moderator guessed that a school bus of
kids had not made it.
The desks were the worst I have ever
experienced, in that the chair was attached to the table. This meant
I could only squeeze into it from one side, and it made it difficult
for me to sit comfortably. The chair only went halfway up my back,
and via the attachment from the chair to the table on the right arm
side I had virtually nowhere to rest my arm comfortably. I had the
feeling that the chairs were designed for kindergartners.
We worked on the SAT's, and I was
pleased with the rapidity with which I was able to do the work, in
spite of the uncomfortable situation. Instead of leaving off ten
questions like the books suggested, I would go all the way through,
answering every single one, and check them all over for mistakes, and
even after that there was not a section that I had less then fifteen
minutes to collect myself before the next one.
It was ridiculously regulated, with the
moderator reading a prepared speech all the way through. We had to
have our calculators on the floor underneath the table when we were
not doing a math section, though I do not know how a calculator could
assist anyone with English. It was randomized so some people would do
a math section while someone else did a reading one. And there was a
dummy section, randomly selected that did not count to your grade. So
if I did really well in a writing section, and it was the best I did
in the test, but it was selected as the random dummy section, then
obviously it would affect my final grade.
The SAT books I had read prior to the
test also apparently expected SAT takers to write their essay out in
one burst directly onto the grading sheet. With no notes. The SAT do
provide a sheet for notes, but no one apparently used it. I did, and
the moderator checked to make certain that I knew that it would not
be graded in the notes page. I wrote it on the notes, made changes,
then copied it to the answer sheet. And I finished the 25 minute
essay with a little over five minutes to spare.
My nose started running near the end,
which made the last few sections even more uncomfortable, as I had no
tissues. I ended up only omitting two questions in the entire SAT, in
the math section. Throughout the test, I continued occasionally
hearing a quite noisy humming sound. After the last section, I was
waiting twenty minutes for the SAT to end, and I recognized the sound
again. Before, when I had heard the disturbance, I had only glanced
up and assumed that it was the ventilation grate or something of that
sort over the clock. I determined to see what it was this time, and
studied the grate from my chair, unable to see anything with the
grate to make it sound like that. I looked a little lower, and
realized that it was the analog clock below the grate that was
emitting the offending sound. The second hand was caught on the
minute hand. It strained, and was trying to keep going, yet was
hooked. It finally broke free, and motored around the face of the
clock at leaps of five seconds, until it reached the minute hand
again after only about ten seconds. It hooked on it again, and
strained at its bonding hand. I glanced over at the moderator, who
apparently was not noticing the drama above his head. The second hand
broke free again, and did not hook on the minute hand again for the
remainder of the test, but it had probably done it ten times or so
over the course of the test.
It was ridiculous to me that when this
was so regulated, it was using such a seriously messed up clock. The
moderator would use his cell phone so that he would get a general
idea of when he needed to look at the clock, then he would stand up
and stare at the clock until the second hand reached the top, then he
would say "Pencils down." One of my teachers at EMCC
informed me that if someone had noticed the clock and complained
about it, then all of our scores would probably have been thrown out.
As it was, I ended up with an overall
score of 1930. And because of my servicable writing and reading
scores, (630 and 690 respectively), the EMCC officials allowed me to
take ENG-101 with Mr. Goldfine. And if I had never had Mr. Goldfine,
then I would not be writing this blog. So all in all, I do not regret
taking the test at all. And I am thankful that no one complained
about the clock.
Do you know what a 'macguffin' is?
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacGuffin
The part of that wiki definition I like best is where it says the macguffin forces interactivity on the audience.
So, do you know what your macguffin is here? (The rest of my comments come after your answer.)
I had not known what a MacGuffin is. So it would be the plot element here that captures the reader's attention, or drives the plot, and forces interactivity into a narrative?
ReplyDeleteI really do not think I could hazard a guess as to what it is in this. There are some examples on the Wikipedia page that seem to suggest that it is often a particular article? So I have no clue, would it be the clock? I think that sort of is the thing that would garner the reader's attention.
Clock, yes, exactly--and if you accept the point of the macguffin, you, the writer, have to ask how that macguffin can be highlighted, pushed into the center where it can do its job without interference from ancillary material.
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