- 51. Just calm down and begin at the beginning.
"Where's my umpire's gear?"
he said. "They better not have lost it. In Bridgton."
I walked back onto the bus and looked
along it with him. It wasn't there.
I got there on time. There was a bus
there, but it did not look like the right one at all. The coach had
said we would have a coach bus. I didn't think this was a coach bus,
unless coach = "Bar Harbor sightseeing tour bus."
"Why do they still have that up
there?" one of our players said, gesturing to the scoreboard.
"Get that 17 off of there."
We got off at the field. The coach
stared at the field for a moment.
"I think I'll call to make sure
it's the right field."
I ran to the ball, got under it, and
caught it. Then threw it in.
"Right field will be interesting,"
a player commented. "Tomas, you starting in right?"
"Yes."
"Have fun out there. Look at those
hills."
"I suppose that if it hits the
house on that hill it's a homerun."
The ball hit the huge dip on the edge
of the infield grass and drilled our second baseman in the face with
a thwack, knocking his glasses off.
"Well," the coach said, "I
wasn't disappointed in our effort. We didn't have too many errors.
But we weren't really crisp. That should come with time."
I ran after the ball, and ran past the
spot the fence would have been if it had existed, and watched the
ball hit the tree on their front lawn, breaking some branches off. I
crawled through their lawn up to their house to retrieve it.
The school was in the background from
right field, and it was bright white directly behind the batter. I
figured out after one inning that unless I stood in one place in
right so that the batter was in front of the shadowed part, then I
could not see where the ball was going at all. This meant I had to
play a little farther off the line than I would have liked,
especially with the five lefties in their lineup.
There were no dugouts, so we had the
sun beating down on us the entirety of the game. I held my uniform
shirt up my neck a little bit when we batted, trying to prevent
sunburn. It didn't really work.
We were heading to the game, and one of
the players was talking. "I looked them up last night, and I
looked at three of their player profiles, and saw 6-6, 6-6, and 6-4.
All Pro for the state of Massachussetts in six sports last year. It's
basically a one year school to prepare for the SAT." They're a
prep school, and take all the stupid athletes that can't get a 2.0
GPA in college.
I looked myself later. Two players from
Maine out of 26. One from Barbados.
So, there's a series of mini-vignettes, which you can mix, match, and array in almost any order--and you have, tossing chronology to the winds.
ReplyDeleteI admit I'm smiling here. It's totally whack, but not the least bit confusing. I ought to ream you out for just tossing the minis into a blender like this--but, honestly, I find it a charming piece. The calculated disorganization in my opinion is very week 10 and also very effective for any reader with more attention span than a goldfish, which I hope is all of them.